Are you happy today?

:)

and :D

and you know why.

HAPPIE FREAKING NEW YEAR EVERYONE


p/s: i;ve already updated my blog.

fuh!

like you don't already know.

my blog has a new facelift.

:D

ah! sial!

Ah sial , I've finished my last patch of salonpas!

S.O.S! 3 more needed for my stiff shoulder!Should have grab Salonpas's 3-pack promotion while i was loitering in Guardian today.

Dang, I am not only ageing prematurely, my back is also in the process of becoming a sticker book in collection of Salonpas patches.

Anyway, travelling down to Kuantan agian. Seeing doggie in 14 hours time, wheeeeee.

you

I am hwei's pen drive.

I think she's annoyed at me.

I think i am doing a good job all these while, why is she still annoyed?


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I am yours truly, owner of the pen drive.

I think you know i hate you.

I think you know too, i have to use you because I've gave my cute blue pen drive to my dad.

Yes, you are right, for couple of times, i wished you were lost.

Yes, for most of the time, I've simply placed you anywhere, but you were miraculously found, without fail, everytime.

Kid me not if you still need the reason why I hate you. Don't you know it's not your problem?

I tried to disown you, and you are still stick with me.

I guess, no body wants you too.

You'll have to make do with me, like I do the same to you, too.


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Dang, i am not acting like myself agian and worst, I am talking on behalf of my pen drive? or I am talking to my pen drive?

Can I not go to work?

Can I just take one step behind, or like SueWinTheDiplomat said, to look for that god damn balance point?

Dang, why am i born stubborn? Dang.

Damn mengada.

phewwwwwwwww, lucky me

I know one day, he will become a lala, a TRUE lala.

I never want to admit that i have this thought, for it may backfire my taste for man.

For better understanding, this is the definition for lala.

Lala [la la]
– noun

1. A person who lacks sense of taste for clothing, and sometimes his/her colour coordination can very bad and bad in language selection: Damn, look at his clothes with dragon pattern and that carrot cut jeans, such lala-ness.

—language translation for: lala
Chinese: 啦啦, loosely translate in Hokkien: Ah Beng


ish, i am talking bad about people agian.

crankiness!

bitch,
side kick
front kick
double triple slaps
and i will also sew kau your mouth.

ish... geram geram geram

won't go away

it has been long,

for me to stop and think,

or not to do anything else.

stay still, in dead silence,

just to let my thoughts run.

because ,

i dare not to leave a moment unoccupied,

i dare not .


Life is deceiving.

For one moment, you thought you had everything tucked properly in place. Work, friends, puffs, heaps and heaps of activities, just to make yourself busy. Such smooth schedule arranged you thought. Such seamless surface. you assumed, you almost had it behind.

deep down you know,

you, are living in denial.

it still follows you around everyday.

it still crawls to you, wakes you up soaking wet,wreck with guilt.

you, know what you did.

you, will never get far.

i hate putting titles, but i can't leave this blank

people said when an inaccurate statement is made often enough, then it becomes truth.

repeat after me.

i love my job. i love my job. i love my job. i love my job.

i love my job.fuck it.i love my job.

i love my job. i love my job.

i love my job.

ah, i love my job.

do you know

a pig's orgasm last 30 mins?

gosh, great 30 mins swirling in the pool of orgasm.

i am so fucking absolutely wanna be a pig.

Teaser aye!

disclaimer: this entry serves purely for my own pleasure, you may only agree with me, especially the 2ps in my office.

yeap, showing you one of the many pix i took in Hanoi.

hardly can see any of this street scene in malaysia , such simple life.

ah, such great pix, couldn't believe it's taken by me.

Pwroar!!!

my dear fellow slaves friends,

i am back to malaysia

malaysia is no fun

boohooo....

sucker who skips her convo

ta.

flying off.

:D


p/s: you know i'll miss you.

drunk with wonders

too bad still sober

i walk like mutha farking zombie

i will,

abide to the standard sleeping posture.

No tossing and turning.

stiff neck is no fun.

jabatan lalaland negara

it has been ages since the last occasion i dealt with kaki tangan kerajaan. say about 4 years ago, when everyone of us have to change their old ID card to the oh-so canggih-but-not-functioning multi-application smart citizens ID card.

after 1460 no-sakit-mata-and-sakit-kepala days, i've completely forgotten how efficient our kaki tangan kerajaan can be.

as a penalty to my memory failure, nightmare revisits and it happened last friday at Malaysia Immigration Office.

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MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: miss, you cant apply passport without birth cert la.

Me: huh? since when birth cert is needed for passport?how should we deal with this then? i have to leave the country next Monday.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:you have to go to this Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara located at Sogo there to reissue your birth cert.

Me:Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara?

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: yes, the department's title is written behind your ID.

Me: i thought there is one below this office.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: yes.

Me:then?

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: aiyah, this one cannot issue birth cert from other state, only can pull out data from Selangor and KL. you must go Sogo there.

Me:huh? but da title is Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara not Jabatan Pendaftaran Negeri.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:aiyah you go try la.

Me: ok, i WILL be back.

after 2 hours staring at kaki tangan kerajaan floating working, i had my birth cert reissued and bumped into MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:eh miss, you agian ar. they let you reissue ar.

Me: Yes, told you i will be back.

AnotherImmigrationGuy:miss, where are you going, bring me along can?

Me:hehehehe...

AnotherImmigrationGuy:Come on la miss, i can take care of you, bring me along la. where you going?

Me: to Australia, getting married on Tuesday.

AnotherImmigrationGuy:please proceed to the next counter for last checking.

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despite the scene i went through, i am still proud to be a malaysian.

insyah allah, will collect my passport on Monday.