happy

i finally get to walk the talk of creating a better world for malaysian dogs.
someone will have my back no matter how rough my day can be.
knowing that its okay to stay foolish than to be ego.
knowing that i am a bigger person at all times.

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oh oh oh

another victim got poisoned by the stupid fat spaceship. oh oh oh stupid fat spaceship. just singing, you wouldn't be stalking my blog do you?

she stalks

you thought i don't know ah, d'ohhhhh.

am that weird!

i set my current favourite song - katamari on the swing as a my ring tone, and i kept calling myself so that i can listen to the song again and again and again.

it freaks me out, really

i listened to her very carefully, at the same time, reading her facial expression.

she was complaining that guys are selfish bunch. they never really care about how their words and actions could hurt others. she went on and on and on and on and on, and on and on an on and on and on and on and on and on.. UNTIL she said:"

i miss my ex so much that you know what i will do? i login into his emails and social network accounts to stalk him. sometimes i used his email to write emails to myself and he doesn't know about it.

while she was saying this, her facial muscle twitched. it was as if stalking her ex is her greatest hobby, and she freaking enjoys it.

it just freaks me out really. for once, i can at least say that i am pretty normal as compared to some of the crazy individuals. am just lucky she is not my ex.

it takes so long for me to understand

yeap, for once i've actually acknowledged that i am emo.

it takes so long for me to understand that as much as i never give up on people, they gave me up easily. it feels fucking awful to know people i love or care about do not share the same beliefs like i do. 

yes, i can be god damn stubborn and optimistic at times, but i always know that if we hope enough and never give up, we'll find a way out. the journey can be rough and tough, but as long as there's a tiny glimmer of hope, why let go of someone you always love, believe and trust.

or may be am wrong or i've always trusted the wrong person. that is why they always gave me up easily.

times like this i hate myself because i never wanted to admit i made the wrong choice in believing someone.

bah

will be writing agian soon, hopefully.

been crafting too many publicity materials for my work, i just don't feel like writing anymore.

shouldn't make your hobby a profession, else you'll ended up losing a passion.

damn.

the rocks puppet cottage

when i was a child, i'd always think that puppets are scary. some of them look so real that i believe they may come alive at night, sneaking underneath your bed looking at you while you are asleep.

i bumped into a puppet shop one day while i was lurking in The Rocks. walking in the small basement shop which boasts over thousands of puppets is akin to breaking into a time capsule. you may see puppets aged more than 150 years old, that's even older than your grandmother.

i like the experience of strolling in the puppet land. i can tell that this place will be a party at night, when all the puppets revive.

yes, i still believe they will come alive at night.



the puppet cottage at the rocks



her porcelain skin looks so real and she looks so stuck up too



party crowd!


i don't like clowns too

aha, so you thought I wouldn't reply to tags huh!

Chew Lueypin, just so you thought I would not reply to tags, I will, occasionally. Actually never been.

Upshot is, I was fiddling through your old entries (Interpret: I am re-reading your old entries because there is not much new stuff on. Please update your long-abandoned blog so I'll know you are perfectly fine/in one piece/happily struggling/fill in the blanks) and found out I was tagged and labelled as one of the people who hasnt been updating regularly (Huh? You mean me?).



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RULE #1 Given that I am not an obedient people, there is no rule. Please do not fuss yourself to read on the rules.

RULE #2 Crap.


1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

I will pretend I know nothing, be good with him, chop off his penis/balls when his off guard, then tie the penis/balls at a balloon to let it fly away.

I am just kidding. Exactly, there is nothing much I can do, leaving is the best option. Don't expect me to befriend with him. Things don't work out that way.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

I am greedy. I can't be contented with just one dream come true. But I do have a lifetime ambition though - to become the most sucessful tai tai (Interpret: bum, slack, high tea, excessive shopping.)


3. Whose butt would you like to kick?

No. Make love (literally), no war.


4. What would you do with a billion dollars?

Bum, slack, high tea, excessive shopping, hire a male stripper then go hooooo haaaaa with Yer, Lueypin and Vien. (Sorry for not inviting you, pariah 3, i know you wouldn't be a tad interested.)

5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?

Possible, did happen couple of times. :D


6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

It doesn't matter. As long as I can become the most successful tai tai.


7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

I used to say I will wait for someone, but got over it after a couple of months.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

Why the questions are so emo? I would refrain myself falling in love with someone whose already attached. Exactly, what is the point of stealing people's boyfriend?

And I believe in retribution.


9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?

Which loved one? How can you possibly have one and the only loved one? What happen to my family, doggie and anonymous?


10. What takes you down the fastest?

Living a mundane life.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?

A successful tai tai with billions, enjoying strip shows with Yer, Lueypin and Vien in a room specially alloted for such occasion.


12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?

I have too many desires.


13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

This question is provocative. She is my best friend since secondary two!


14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?

Crap. Married, rich and happy.

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

Thinking very hard whether is it me in the mirror. Age catches up very fast, I barely recognise myself these days.


16. Would you give all in a relationship?

Depends.


17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

Who has the most potential to make me a tai tai


18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?

Yes, I forgave and forgot. I have little recollections on the harms people inflicted on me.

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?

Relationship.

20. Referring to No. 19, what’s the best thing about it?

Waking up to hugs and kisses. bahahaha..


I tag:

Exhibitionists who like expressing themselves publicly.


XXX

7 days and counting down. :D

you

I am hwei's pen drive.

I think she's annoyed at me.

I think i am doing a good job all these while, why is she still annoyed?


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I am yours truly, owner of the pen drive.

I think you know i hate you.

I think you know too, i have to use you because I've gave my cute blue pen drive to my dad.

Yes, you are right, for couple of times, i wished you were lost.

Yes, for most of the time, I've simply placed you anywhere, but you were miraculously found, without fail, everytime.

Kid me not if you still need the reason why I hate you. Don't you know it's not your problem?

I tried to disown you, and you are still stick with me.

I guess, no body wants you too.

You'll have to make do with me, like I do the same to you, too.


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Dang, i am not acting like myself agian and worst, I am talking on behalf of my pen drive? or I am talking to my pen drive?

Can I not go to work?

Can I just take one step behind, or like SueWinTheDiplomat said, to look for that god damn balance point?

Dang, why am i born stubborn? Dang.

Damn mengada.

i would rather.. revisited. part 2

my first encounter with indian porn was a really sad case.

to prove myself very wrong about indian movies with ample of artistic merits, i took the plunge and gave it another try.

man, i am speechless. tell me what you think.



tell me wtf is with that blue colour content vomited from the guy's mouth?

argh, i feel like suffocate myself with orange pasar malam plastic bag.

seriously, wtf?

cuckoo hours

i dont even know why i am still awake at this kuku cuckoooo hour,

hehehe.. let me show you this. it still gives me giggles after couple of minutes.



i've never knew reindeer can be so sexy brutal.

i would rather...

die.

i thought porns are suppose to be EROTIC, SENSUAL and HORNY. :D

but this porn is such a major turn off. my penchant for porns are literally lessen intensively.

fug yourself with this if you were horny at wrong situation. it really helps.

my last word,drop dead geli.

columbus lee's discovery

I am a very lazy person. When i said lazy, i mean extremely(super duper nano giga lazzzzyyyyy).

i'd rather not to harm my brain cells when i'm doing nothing important.

that is why i've choose to spend my quality time with neopets.

i know, i am too old for cute games

BUT, LOOK WHAT I HAD FOUND IN NEOPETS!!!

Can you see what i saw in this picture?

What you cant see???? look agian.

duh, i saw kenny sia in this picture.

kenny sia in superman outfit!!!??!!!

is it just my eyes or my brain is malfunctioning?