i walk like mutha farking zombie

i will,

abide to the standard sleeping posture.

No tossing and turning.

stiff neck is no fun.

jabatan lalaland negara

it has been ages since the last occasion i dealt with kaki tangan kerajaan. say about 4 years ago, when everyone of us have to change their old ID card to the oh-so canggih-but-not-functioning multi-application smart citizens ID card.

after 1460 no-sakit-mata-and-sakit-kepala days, i've completely forgotten how efficient our kaki tangan kerajaan can be.

as a penalty to my memory failure, nightmare revisits and it happened last friday at Malaysia Immigration Office.

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MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: miss, you cant apply passport without birth cert la.

Me: huh? since when birth cert is needed for passport?how should we deal with this then? i have to leave the country next Monday.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:you have to go to this Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara located at Sogo there to reissue your birth cert.

Me:Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara?

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: yes, the department's title is written behind your ID.

Me: i thought there is one below this office.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: yes.

Me:then?

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: aiyah, this one cannot issue birth cert from other state, only can pull out data from Selangor and KL. you must go Sogo there.

Me:huh? but da title is Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara not Jabatan Pendaftaran Negeri.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:aiyah you go try la.

Me: ok, i WILL be back.

after 2 hours staring at kaki tangan kerajaan floating working, i had my birth cert reissued and bumped into MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:eh miss, you agian ar. they let you reissue ar.

Me: Yes, told you i will be back.

AnotherImmigrationGuy:miss, where are you going, bring me along can?

Me:hehehehe...

AnotherImmigrationGuy:Come on la miss, i can take care of you, bring me along la. where you going?

Me: to Australia, getting married on Tuesday.

AnotherImmigrationGuy:please proceed to the next counter for last checking.

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despite the scene i went through, i am still proud to be a malaysian.

insyah allah, will collect my passport on Monday.

screw.UTAR.

UTAR is not only anal, but also shitty

SCREW YOU!!!

i have a bunch of bad good friends part 1

cindy was right, i am polluted because i have bad friends.

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Hwei says:
eh, i love u le

Ainee says:
.........

Ainee says:
im not ready to be lesbian yet

Hwei says:
DAMN U LA.. i lou ku po also wont become lesbian

Ainee says:
hor... u swear dy

Ainee says:
where's en nick

Hwei says:
shhh.. dont tell enick la!

Ainee says:
i want tell him not to blanja u

Hwei says:
i need tat food. cuz pokai d.

Hwei says:
u very good la.. good tat we met at form 6 le

Ainee says:
good what la good

Ainee says:
u wan wat me blanja u makan is it

Hwei says:
U THINK I AM TAT KINDA PPL MER

Ainee says:
en nick ma ur victim

Ainee says:
whats his ID? i want tell him, bocor ur rahsia

Hwei says:
AM I TAT KINDA PPL U ANSWER ME!

Ainee says:
i duno

Ainee says:
*whistle* la la la

Hwei says:
lao!!

Hwei says:
i batalkan da plan to treat u keropok 2 batang

Ainee says:
nvm, i go his frenster to msg him about that

Ainee says:
about what kind of person lee ying hwei is!!!!

Ainee says:
u sked onot now?

Hwei says:
lao...你不要断我米路

Ainee says:
i like

Ainee says:
u sked onot?

Hwei says:
how come my frens always wanna 靠害

Ainee says:
karma lor

Ainee says:
coz u alwiz do that to others

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cindy, you have not met my friends.

i am way innocent than you thought i am.

huh? where is saturday and sunday?

monday , tuesday , wednesday, thursday , friday , saturday, sunday, monday


as though weekend never existed.

am i at the right blog?

in case you ask yourself,

YES to!

so it took me two days to deal with this fugly font issue. i am only technologically impair not retard. the fucking celcom broadband connection keep lagging out like sial and disconnected like i didnt pay the bills.

i even went one step further to change the template. :D

such contradicting and eye-soring colours.but , they matched perfectly well together dont they?

yikes, so not my choice of colour.so not me. but this template will be here for quite sometime cuz i simply like to annoy the shit out of you.

what the duck

i literally scarred my face when i accidently surfed login into my blog.

then i started hyperventilating.

what the hell.. its true i've ditched my blog for some time, eleh, tak cukup 1 month also and now i dont even recognize my own blog. what is with the big ugly font at the upper left corner?? urgh..life is always suprising always shocking.

in the mean time, give some time to a literally technological impaired modern people like me to figure out how to get rid it.

now that i've settled myself. found a job. gushing to be a kuli working adult after graduated 4 weeks. who knows i will be starting that early, even me myself never expect it. but then i'd secretly psyched myself to expect the unexpected since the minute i discovered the invasion of the ugly font.who knows what happen next minute like you'll never know suddenly there is a new entry in my blog.

yikes...shall rant more . and yeah, i like my job. :D

p/s: oh yeah, i've got my own name card. gembira-s

random post on monday afternoon

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MATA fair

她说: "哎呀, 去那里都那样贵.又没得飞了."
他说: "没有啊, 今天我们到过很多地方. 美国,澳洲,这里都有,都一次过到过了."


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chew luey pin!!

connection here like sial.

almost tak sempat to post this burfday wish.

happie put put putday!!

got cake please reserve one piece for me.

i is very poor, been craving to eat cake but no money.

prease.

:D

to christina/cynthia/denise/michelle/emuai

happie happie burfday

:D

doggie is bugging me and i cant write properly

bumming

slacking

slugging

and my stomach ache like fuck.

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doggie is following me everywhere.

she is like a cotton candy, chocolate cotton candy.

keep aftering me, for the papaya in my hand.

i cant bear to look at the living room

boxes, boxes and boxes of packed items lay uncompromisingly at the living room.

i know, next week everyone will be leaving.

it is not going to be the usual semester break.

we are leaving each other this time.

very soon, i'll be sitting in silence, hearing the echos we used to be.

silence. just silence.

when will i be seeing everyone of you agian?

to katie

生日快乐，大头鬼.

:D

woot woot

lets get in da mood, shall we?



Los Campesinos - You! Me! Dancing!



Mika - Lollipop

slap kao myself, exam already still wi wi wa wa here.

ciao.

the rabbit

the rabbit

was once

fearless

reckless

loony
cuckoo

jumpy

how is the rabbit?

just like the drawing

sore
burn
wounded
torn

let's find the old rabbit back, shall we?

peh no more.