anyone care to enlighten me that...

why the fuck most of the people i know are getting married at 25, seriously?

she kept me in sanity

she said if am so afraid of losing things and never thought of giving,

I can never be happy.

fucking annoying

every day, every single minute revolves at the same topic.

like there's nothing better to talk about than a device.

today i learned that...

some sexually frustrated bitches have fucking huge mouths that can fit 3 watermelons.

11 days more!

11 DAYS. 11 DAYS. 11 DAYS. 11 DAYS.
CHOCOLATE SCONES, COLD ROCKS ICE CREAM, CHA SOBA, UNAGI FRIED RICE, PORK MEAT BALLS, PAN CAKES, LAMB CHOP, MASH POTATOES, GRAIN WAVES, AND CORDIAL!
11 DAYS. 11 DAYS. 11 DAYS. 11 DAYS

15 days more!

15DAYS 15DAYS 15DAYS 15DAYS.
I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE WORKING ANYMORE.
15DAYS 15DAYS 15DAYS 15DAYS.

just the way you always want to be

i still remember our conversation happened at that apartment we rented; i was lying on that filthy couch listening to your dream and how you have sketched your life plans two years after we graduated.

it was the simplest dream i ever heard of. It may be plain and unchallenged but she doesn't need to go through the rollercoaster of life to finally realise what she really wants. 

i secretly wished that i can have the dream like her's. holding my loved one till the endest bit of my life.we all thought we can. at least i nearly think i could.

if i ever can be as simple as her. keeping life uncomplicated as it should be.things could have been different. way different. but i am not her, because being simple is the best of her. that is why she deserves to have what she wants in life.

i wish you happy marriage that stands the test of time.

and you will.

you are so screwed already

evil thoughts are yearning to crawl out. One day, all hell shall break loose.

just got to stop before shit hits the fan.

cocoon of lies and deception

"you now may find being the third party in one's relationship is ridiculous, but when you reach my age, you'll understand and embrace this. men are just selfish creature and us women simply have too much empathy and love not to fall for the trap."

i shall pen this quote down. i hope when i hit 35, i wouldn't have to find the most absurd excuse to explain myself when i have conducted a sin.

i hope you find peace living in a cocoon of lies and deception spun by yourself.

bull shit.

i can't help

before you continue reading, i'll have to explain that i am not being bitter nor jealous. usually, i would refrain myself from commenting on one's physical appearance, as how a creature person could look like is the purest gift from his / her biological mother, god and mother nature.

i am sorry if i've accidentally sore your feelings and wounds. i hope you do understand that the following statement is only directed to one person, and only that particular individual could fit the bill.

if you are feeling uncomfortable already, please move your cursor to the little x situated on top of your right side computer screen and click it.

before i swamp you with my words, i couldn't thank you enough for your understanding and thoughtfulness.

THE LAST I CHECKED YOU ARE STILL ULTIMATELY BITTER, AND POSSESS TOO  MUCH OF SELF-LOVE AND VANITY. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND PLEASE ACT LIKE AN ADULT (READ: STOP DREAMING OF BECOMING A ROCK STAR AS YOU CAN'T SING THAT WELL, AND I DO NOT HAVE THE HEARTS  TO TELL YOU AT THE FACE  AS I THOUGHT YOU'LL COME TO REALISATION ONE DAY BUT SADLY NO) GIVEN THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING A QUARTER OF A CENTURY ALREADY FOOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE STILL A PR AS YOUR ENGLISH IS NOT  ONLY EXCRUCIATINGLY POOR BUT READING THEM IS ALREADY A PAIN TO PEOPLE'S EYES.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING  UGLY LIKE A CINA AH-LIAN BUT SHE COMPLEMENTS YOU PERFECTLY AS YOU ARE ALSO AN AH BENG FROM A PUNY TOWN. I THOUGHT YOU COULD DO BETTER BUT TOO BAD  YOU ARE TOO FULL OF YOURSELF TO PICK UP POSSIBLE CUES GIVEN BY YOUR MATES OR YOUR LIFE.

YOUR LIFE IS JUST A RETARD.

bah

will be writing agian soon, hopefully.

been crafting too many publicity materials for my work, i just don't feel like writing anymore.

shouldn't make your hobby a profession, else you'll ended up losing a passion.

damn.

signed, sealed, yet to deliver

woot, flying off in July.

i am so very happy already. :D

suggestions on how to make yourself less lonely

hwei! says : i think am very lonely
YokeYee says: hmmm... find urself a hobby lar...
hwei! says: how can i de-lonelinize myself
YokeYee says: like collect stem ar... hehe watever that can make ur life to be more meaningful
YokeYee says: u got anything like to do ar?
hwei! says: what suggestions u hav ?
YokeYee says: COLLECT STEM.... COLLECT POKEMON CARD.... COLLECT GULI... COLLECT ERRRR WATEVER CAN COLLECT LAH!!!
hwei! says: i think i like to collect bfs
hwei! says: sometimes am just amaze of how your brain works
YokeYee says: hehe 我的爱好: 阅读, 收集邮票, 画画, 唱歌, 跳舞
YokeYee says: Y?? COS POKEMON CARD?
YokeYee says: bf cant collect many, cos u got only 1 hole
YokeYee says: ok
hwei! says: ahahahah...damn kau funny la u
YokeYee says: nanti lubang pecah die faster
hwei! says: am so fucking posting this thing man
YokeYee says: dun u har
YokeYee says:  i dun wan go massage with u
hwei! says: post already
YokeYee says: u post la post.. good food also cancel
hwei! says:  fucking make my day

it is just too hard..

to explain the words you didn't mean them.

to find someone to be there for you all the time.

to believe that promises are true.

i'll just die alone, most probably.

some said i am hit by quarter life crisis

i am the most boring person in the whole universe.

yes i am and this track record is almost unbeatable.

if Guinness World Records or Ripley's Believe or Not! ever recognise dullness as one of the human achievement or extreme, hell i will break the record like a flying kite.