new job, me and hard rocky!

new job has been hectic, but the people i work with are pretty fun and crazy. i think that is the difference when you are working with veterans and a bunch of young people.

well, that is not the best part of the new job. the coolest is it is ooze with testosterone. not that i am desperate, it just feels so pamper to be the rare species among all man. guess you won't hear me complaining about sewing some bitches' effing mouths for the longest time.

also, i travelled in out back forth for events. the coolest was to work in Hard Rock Penang.

not only the hotel is pleasantly situated beside the beach. they have the longest swimming pool in Malaysia. beautiful murals are everywhere. the food was good. their milkshake was even more super duper. and the hotel staff are pretty helpful and friendly too.

me really likey! i feel like i want stay there for the rest of my life.

Hard Rock Penang, please hire me. i can be your pr/marcomm officer/bartender/fill in the blanks as long as i can stay there forever.

caption is lame



long long light bulbs. gotta see them at night!



don't know who they are, but i think they must be famous to be displayed in hard rocky



swimming pool is just a step from your room! damn cool right!



try to camwhore while working



nikki sixx's guitar. i have no idea who he is. wtf



chandeliers. i can so imagine my future home will be full of these



mural! beatles!



everyone is busy asking people to snap themselves in hard rocky



ladies' signage



snapping random stuff at some random angle to show that i am artistic

i miss you, this and that.

i miss you, subaru.

sometimes, it is too hard to convince myself on how i am suppose to live with or things supposed to be.

like how i am suppose to fall asleep by myself. or, how i should enjoy the quietness around me while allowing my thoughts run berserk before falling into deep slumber. or, how i can turn and toss around when i wake up given that i own the whole bed.

this is how i should be. i mean, being not so single but never available, i thought i would be contented this way.

you are no good. really not good for me.

you ruined my zen in a month time.

now i feel surreal when i am lying alone in my bed. almost like i've left part of me somewhere else, and i couldn't get them back anymore.

oh. maybe someday i could sort out a way to ease this disorientation or at least try to be peace with myself.

but not really now though.

lands and seas

apart by lands and seas.

sending loves and lusts across 6612km.

till the next time we meet, you are definitely worth waiting for.

absolutely.

oh, cold rock and chocolate banana scone.

when u grow up

you need to pay your bills.

bills. bills. bills.

BILLS and MORE BILLS.

effing bills.

i sulk

i sulk. i sulk. i sulk. i sulk. i sulk.

i sulk.

are you feeling horny?

take this!

warning:

untasteful scene may occur. please prepare a dustbin and place it beside you if you just had your food.
please turn off the volume if you are in the office.
if this clip brings you any unpleasant or terrifying memories, please do not stop yourself from consuming food with lard.

the constant constipated look on my face shows that i don't want to go back that fast

ditto.

to the zoo!!

the trip to taronga zoo was great fun.

the animals are not that active but cute, and also curious. i think they must have enjoyed watching us, human being, as we go hoo haa at every single adorable stunts they performed. now i know i am not the only jakun in the earth, there are others lurking everywhere.

anyway, i didn't get the chance to hug nor pat a koala. i can only watch them their grey asses from afar.


amalgram of excitments - a forever snoozing koala, giraffe, a pile of leaves a frill-necked lizard and more of course.



looking at me looking at it.



very innocent attention graber. look at the eyes.. aw..



yer, your doi doi! i can be sure that this kangaroo must be an asian judging by the slit eyes.



ass photo!



more sexy ass!



and my ass face.

i guess all the people misses me will say...

damn, you are really good at procrastinating. where are the photos you promised?

yes. i am and i don't earn the title of mother of all procrastinators for nothing. if i were given a dollar for each task i defered, i would probably be a millionnaire by now.

anyhow, here are some of the photos of my journey. shall upload the rest not too soon yet won't be keeping you too long. :D

this is the neighbourhood i am staying. yeap, nice street art right. i know.



it's spring already! purple flowers i don't know what name is in blossom.



not where i am staying. but look at the puny mandarin oranges, this feels like chinese new year!



women's community health centre in my neighbourhood. how good, young women in this area are so physically and emotionally protected and well taken care of. the mural depicted what young women love, what makes them happy and sad and people they would like to thank of.



this tree reminds me of chinese new year (again???!!!??). i must be in the mood of festive celebration already.



dandelion! oh! i am such a jakun.



my new found friend posed for a photograph. everyone, meet cat anonymous!




Queen Victoria Building (QVB). here are some fine details of this shopping mall.



the interior of QVB. real fine architecture design. it's amazing how a shopping mall can look like, compare to the shopping malls in KL.



falling in love with the stained-glasess at each shop.




sydney fish market, actually, just part of it. the market is way larger incorporating numerous fresh seafood retail stores, sushi bars, beverage outlets, indoor seating and an outdoor promenade. you can get the freshest salmon here, me likey!



this is the outdoor promenade i meant. you can eat and share your space with aggresive seagulls aiming at your seafood every single second.also, watching them fighting over crumbs of seafood (feeding prohibited) drop on the floor could be an interesting affair.




circular quay! i have to take photos of coconut tree-like plant because i am from malaysia. wtf? ok i am just a jakun.



sydney opera house and the promenade. look at the sky, clouds le.



siting at the staircases of sydney opera house enjoying looking at hyperactive tourists from china the dusk.



sydney cityscape and me, in case you miss my face already.

mind effer haunts me far from malaysia!

so i thought when i quit my job, i will stop pinky from effing my sight and my mind left, right, up and down.

boy, i was so wrong. pinky now haunts me every single moment when she's able to get hold of me. she texts me. she pops me messages in msn whenever i am online, oh, she drops me messages even i am offline.

i am now honouring you the ultimate mind effer, judging by the way you haunt me, penetrating every opportunities you have to eff my mind.

but, really, you forgot something - i am not obligated to answer your questions and listen to your rantings because i am no longer working with you anymore. so just shut up, stop acting like a drama queen and do what you suppose to do, duh.

hiatus

in case you are wondering, i am still very much alive, thank you everyone.

i wouldn't go M.I.A for very a long time, till, i stop acting like a jakun in this city. so, if anyone bump into one funny looking girl, staring at you in a weird way and snapping images of insignificance (for example, flowers, leaves, trees, cats, birds, lamp posts, rubbish and dustbins), yep, that's me. please forgive me, i am having a tad culture syok shock.

ok. till my next entry. i miss everyone of you in Malaysia.

road to recovery

some days back in couple of years, i'd been stabbed by my own folly.

it was quite funny how i shrugged off clues which could save me from being wrecked.

i snorted at common idea on how i would end up, believing hard that i will be the exception.

next, what happened left me stood in awe for quite awhile.

i guess what really made me appalled was i couldn't gave up on what i'd never doubt of.

to be honest, i couldnt believe i'd been overturn by my beliefs.

but really, there is no absolute promise that one will get what he/she wants even he/she pray so hard for things to pull through.

some day today, i wonder why it took such a long journey for me to understand.

i never regretted on what i have done,

i just wish it wouldnt take me so long to finally realise this.

xxx

I couldn't say enough wonderful things about beautiful souls who never give up on me.

yer,

thanks for doing the most thoughtful things whenever i need you.

some conundrums are yet to be solved, but i will come safely through with you being around.

despite all, you are still my greatest peeves.

lueypin,

i remember how we consoled each other at Taman Paramount LRT station.

sorry for being such an asshole for always remembering you when i am low in fuel.

ainee,

thanks for checking out on me constantly.

i enjoy scolding you, one way to make me realise i am as anal as you.

aiwei,

getting scoldings from you were rare occasions,

and i enjoyed all of them.

vien,

thanks for sticking up for my shits.

its hard to forget the moments we laughed our ass off talking about my shits.

others i didn't mention, i didn't forget.

Thank you for going high and low just to make me happy.

xxx

aha, so you thought I wouldn't reply to tags huh!

Chew Lueypin, just so you thought I would not reply to tags, I will, occasionally. Actually never been.

Upshot is, I was fiddling through your old entries (Interpret: I am re-reading your old entries because there is not much new stuff on. Please update your long-abandoned blog so I'll know you are perfectly fine/in one piece/happily struggling/fill in the blanks) and found out I was tagged and labelled as one of the people who hasnt been updating regularly (Huh? You mean me?).



XXX

RULE #1 Given that I am not an obedient people, there is no rule. Please do not fuss yourself to read on the rules.

RULE #2 Crap.


1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

I will pretend I know nothing, be good with him, chop off his penis/balls when his off guard, then tie the penis/balls at a balloon to let it fly away.

I am just kidding. Exactly, there is nothing much I can do, leaving is the best option. Don't expect me to befriend with him. Things don't work out that way.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

I am greedy. I can't be contented with just one dream come true. But I do have a lifetime ambition though - to become the most sucessful tai tai (Interpret: bum, slack, high tea, excessive shopping.)


3. Whose butt would you like to kick?

No. Make love (literally), no war.


4. What would you do with a billion dollars?

Bum, slack, high tea, excessive shopping, hire a male stripper then go hooooo haaaaa with Yer, Lueypin and Vien. (Sorry for not inviting you, pariah 3, i know you wouldn't be a tad interested.)

5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?

Possible, did happen couple of times. :D


6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

It doesn't matter. As long as I can become the most successful tai tai.


7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

I used to say I will wait for someone, but got over it after a couple of months.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

Why the questions are so emo? I would refrain myself falling in love with someone whose already attached. Exactly, what is the point of stealing people's boyfriend?

And I believe in retribution.


9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?

Which loved one? How can you possibly have one and the only loved one? What happen to my family, doggie and anonymous?


10. What takes you down the fastest?

Living a mundane life.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?

A successful tai tai with billions, enjoying strip shows with Yer, Lueypin and Vien in a room specially alloted for such occasion.


12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?

I have too many desires.


13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

This question is provocative. She is my best friend since secondary two!


14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?

Crap. Married, rich and happy.

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

Thinking very hard whether is it me in the mirror. Age catches up very fast, I barely recognise myself these days.


16. Would you give all in a relationship?

Depends.


17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

Who has the most potential to make me a tai tai


18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?

Yes, I forgave and forgot. I have little recollections on the harms people inflicted on me.

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?

Relationship.

20. Referring to No. 19, what’s the best thing about it?

Waking up to hugs and kisses. bahahaha..


I tag:

Exhibitionists who like expressing themselves publicly.


XXX

7 days and counting down. :D

spring cleaning my hard disk

I is no good with words. I miss you alot. Like real alot.

congratulations

YOU DID IT ONCE AGIAN TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A MISERABLE FAILURE.
FUCK MY LIFE.
OK. THANK YOU. BYE.