i walk like mutha farking zombie

i will,

abide to the standard sleeping posture.

No tossing and turning.

stiff neck is no fun.

jabatan lalaland negara

it has been ages since the last occasion i dealt with kaki tangan kerajaan. say about 4 years ago, when everyone of us have to change their old ID card to the oh-so canggih-but-not-functioning multi-application smart citizens ID card.

after 1460 no-sakit-mata-and-sakit-kepala days, i've completely forgotten how efficient our kaki tangan kerajaan can be.

as a penalty to my memory failure, nightmare revisits and it happened last friday at Malaysia Immigration Office.

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MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: miss, you cant apply passport without birth cert la.

Me: huh? since when birth cert is needed for passport?how should we deal with this then? i have to leave the country next Monday.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:you have to go to this Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara located at Sogo there to reissue your birth cert.

Me:Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara?

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: yes, the department's title is written behind your ID.

Me: i thought there is one below this office.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: yes.

Me:then?

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen: aiyah, this one cannot issue birth cert from other state, only can pull out data from Selangor and KL. you must go Sogo there.

Me:huh? but da title is Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara not Jabatan Pendaftaran Negeri.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:aiyah you go try la.

Me: ok, i WILL be back.

after 2 hours staring at kaki tangan kerajaan floating working, i had my birth cert reissued and bumped into MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen.

MsTudungWithMukaSepuluhSen:eh miss, you agian ar. they let you reissue ar.

Me: Yes, told you i will be back.

AnotherImmigrationGuy:miss, where are you going, bring me along can?

Me:hehehehe...

AnotherImmigrationGuy:Come on la miss, i can take care of you, bring me along la. where you going?

Me: to Australia, getting married on Tuesday.

AnotherImmigrationGuy:please proceed to the next counter for last checking.

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despite the scene i went through, i am still proud to be a malaysian.

insyah allah, will collect my passport on Monday.

screw.UTAR.

UTAR is not only anal, but also shitty

SCREW YOU!!!

i have a bunch of bad good friends part 1

cindy was right, i am polluted because i have bad friends.

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Hwei says:
eh, i love u le

Ainee says:
.........

Ainee says:
im not ready to be lesbian yet

Hwei says:
DAMN U LA.. i lou ku po also wont become lesbian

Ainee says:
hor... u swear dy

Ainee says:
where's en nick

Hwei says:
shhh.. dont tell enick la!

Ainee says:
i want tell him not to blanja u

Hwei says:
i need tat food. cuz pokai d.

Hwei says:
u very good la.. good tat we met at form 6 le

Ainee says:
good what la good

Ainee says:
u wan wat me blanja u makan is it

Hwei says:
U THINK I AM TAT KINDA PPL MER

Ainee says:
en nick ma ur victim

Ainee says:
whats his ID? i want tell him, bocor ur rahsia

Hwei says:
AM I TAT KINDA PPL U ANSWER ME!

Ainee says:
i duno

Ainee says:
*whistle* la la la

Hwei says:
lao!!

Hwei says:
i batalkan da plan to treat u keropok 2 batang

Ainee says:
nvm, i go his frenster to msg him about that

Ainee says:
about what kind of person lee ying hwei is!!!!

Ainee says:
u sked onot now?

Hwei says:
lao...你不要断我米路

Ainee says:
i like

Ainee says:
u sked onot?

Hwei says:
how come my frens always wanna 靠害

Ainee says:
karma lor

Ainee says:
coz u alwiz do that to others

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cindy, you have not met my friends.

i am way innocent than you thought i am.