Thursday, May 28, 2009

From wonderful to shithole

I am working now.

While i am tossed between the choices, using toothpick to support my god-damn-heavy eyelids OR sniffing super-glue, to keep myself awake since extra doses of coffee doesnt do any good anymore, pariah 2 send me this damn-kau-funny entry, and POOF i am wide awake!

Go read. Tell me which phase are you in. I can tell you, I am so in the last phase, that explains why i like to giggle to myself, because i am laughing at the crappy voices in my head. wtf.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I don't want to work anymore!!

I is drain.

I am becoming a kedut panda, with extra large black eyes, with protruding veins on my forehead, with wobbling hands and legs, probably soon with high blood pressure and cholesterol.

Maybe then I will be exhibited in Zoo Negara, chewing tasteless and rough dry bamboo leaves, stare blankly at random people pokes fun at me then attack them unexpectedly.

Ah, no fun no fun. I don't want to work anymore!!!!


Updates: Ainee, I am the biggest complain queen and I will keep complaining, keep complaining, keep complaing and keep complaining UNTIL you kill me. Then I will continue to complain when I am a ghost.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

oh crap!

oh crap!

I want to write a crappy long entry.
I want to crap with yer, ainee, aiwei, lueypin and pariah 3.
I want to buy that drop dead gorgeous dress.
I want a wallet.
I want a new watch.
I want a new lappie.
I want a pair of flip flops.
I want to squeeze Hugh Jackman's man boobs.
I want to rot in my bed for 48 hours.
I want to stuff the whole watermelon, all by myself.
I want to go for movies every week.
I still want to sew kau pinky's big mouth.