tsk tsk..

i feel really guilty to abandon my bloggie(absolutely despicable). you gotta feel me...

but i am still going to do it because it's holiday.

nyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone, scream ya lungs out for year 2008.

there must be some mood altering substances in kuantan's air. or how can you explain my constant cuckoo behaviour?

buwahahahahhaha

cuckoo hours

i dont even know why i am still awake at this kuku cuckoooo hour,

hehehe.. let me show you this. it still gives me giggles after couple of minutes.



i've never knew reindeer can be so sexy brutal.

aiya

exam alright?

gimme some time to study le. yunno how fucking tiny marks our group got for campaign planning, thanks to fucking shite faces.

till then. just give me some time la.

hello, where is your brain?

i really hate arse lickers.

they are so eager to please, to the extend of licking lecturer's asshole.

they are also easily influenced. literally mindless zombies.

bad combination if they owned both traits.

you can spot these pathetic suckers easily because up on their necks hanging an invisible banner screaming " i am a fucking loser."

you shouldnt read this entry if you were offended. i dont need teary-eyed arse licker talking at my back reaffirming how bitchy i am.

and you know it's so damn true, arse lickers remain losers.

i'd recently met lecturers who are difficult to deal with. and as if it was not sad enough, they acted like they are bunch of royal asses who can get away with murder anytime.

HEY, BEING A LECTURER DOES NOT MAKE YOU KING OF THE WORLD.

and being sick is not even excusable for vicious conducts.

so why do i fucking care if you were sicked? fellow team mates who suffered from grief lost,operation and accident even attended to help throughout the campaign. and most of us didnt sleep before the very event.

is your reason even a statement in justification of your actions?

it didnt work for me. giving me a kiss after a sharp blow at my face just dont work for me. not even licking my arse.

yet the classic part was, pathetic arse lickers did actually believed in her.
they defended for her. calling others the name of villain( how amazing they knew this word) for spreading ridiculous rumours.

i was flabbergasted. i know they like to kiss arse but what i didnt thought of was,they are actually blind too. perhaps, have blind faith in her malicious intentions.

sigh. i am absolutely speechless. so you think your team mates are not even worth of respect? you think your very own campaign deserved this? or, you think everyone on the scene were as blind as you arse lickers are?

this assignment served as a excellent idiot barometer.you can tell alot about people's reaction towards certain issue. when i see funny arse lickers, i knew immediately that we have nothing in common, nor can we have any meaningful kind of relationship. i just feel sad for you all.

the truth is there. whether you dare to take it or not. why the animosity, you ask yourself? was the grading based on marking criteria or personal issue?

i hope your answers aligned with your conscience.


other voices of justice,
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/pHiLaNd3R&article_id=13199544
http://starfishfarkyourmama.blogspot.com/2007/12/186.html

i would rather...

die.

i thought porns are suppose to be EROTIC, SENSUAL and HORNY. :D

but this porn is such a major turn off. my penchant for porns are literally lessen intensively.

fug yourself with this if you were horny at wrong situation. it really helps.

my last word,drop dead geli.

me loves indon pie

the green colour thingy looks like incredible hulk ain it? :)

a bunch of shoe lickers

they dont even know they are snugging a buffoon's shoesie

i sighed while looking at this title.

I'd sweared not to whine for futile situation.but then, sympathetic sadness overwelmed me. I felt utterly sorry for a huge bunch of pathetic shoe lickers.

Sometimes it just keep me wonder, why certain people are so eager to please her. I, would generously think that she is one hell of a bitch who seriously knows the way to propagate . or shall i say, i have classmates whose brain is as hard and tiny as a nutshell.


to the guy who i'd used enjoy to his company,
all these while i thought you were angry at me seeing someone else and not telling you the truth. today i've finally realised the path you'd chose.

to the boobie girl who likes to talk cock,
nah, my timing to fall in love is right you incorrigible bitch.
my advice to you is,please dont act like you know all. your brain is too tedious for complications, probably your boobs had taken all the nutrients from your brain

to gigantic norte dame,
*cough*loser*cough*
presenting you the year's biggest award "lamest shoe licker "
nevertheless, congrats. you deserve it.
oh by the way, please stare right into people's eyes next time. that makes you look less pathetic.

to the guy who loves to korek hidung,
poor thing, do you know that the people you trusted the most betrayed you?
for further information, please consult gigantic norte dame.

to this cute guy who is actually not that cute,
stop faking it.
i see your true colours.

to this wannabe girl,
please dont suffocate us with your fashion sense.
use your brain to impress, not the lecture's name.

by the way, i sincerely think that today's courteous campaign was smashing.
and personal safety campaign too.
at least you guys try to settle the problems BY YOURSELF. *clap hands*

happy for valid reasons

i'm back from my two-day short hols, and it was fucking awesome.

by the way, i've found a valid reason to skip class, but can only use it once la

----i have to attend to my brother's engagement ceremony----

aw.. how i wished hols never end. :)

edit: jonatoon lee is so dumb, he believed that my bro is engaged.

columbus lee's discovery

I am a very lazy person. When i said lazy, i mean extremely(super duper nano giga lazzzzyyyyy).

i'd rather not to harm my brain cells when i'm doing nothing important.

that is why i've choose to spend my quality time with neopets.

i know, i am too old for cute games

BUT, LOOK WHAT I HAD FOUND IN NEOPETS!!!

Can you see what i saw in this picture?

What you cant see???? look agian.

duh, i saw kenny sia in this picture.

kenny sia in superman outfit!!!??!!!

is it just my eyes or my brain is malfunctioning?

eh, got free ticket ar?

harith iskandar and the kit kat commercial guy jit murrad are back on stage at the actors studio on 28th, 29th, 30th Nov, 1st & 2nd Dec, 2007.

and this is their last show of 2007.

gonna kidnap da actors and burn down BSC if its not nice.

buwahahahahahhahahhahaha

For further information
http://www.theactorsstudio.com.my/

donut frenzy

the coolest thing about this building



noilivap la..


is nothing but this....






and yes yes yes yes, and i am dead serious.

call me jakun(i have never tried dunkin donuts before la), but jco serves the best donuts out of all the donuts i had ever laid my fingers on.Even a single glance at jco's logo make my saliva drool. slurpppppppppppp!!!!!

jco even have a slogan that do the donuts justice," once bitten never forgotten". how could i possibly forget, the donuts almost killed me on spot.

too much bullshit.. these are the killer donuts. :)


aw.... you really can kill me these donuts

chang chang chang, introducing the flavours from top to bottom.

oreology, al caponne(best seller), jacky chunk(what they were thinking when they invented this donut.. jacky chan?), tira miss u, CHEESE ME UP(gasp) and miss green t.

my favourite is CHEESE ME UP and i saved for the last to eat. :) the thick layer of melt cheese and the combination taste of milk and yoghurt had me literally scream for more!!!

i know i know, big apple donuts are almost the same but i still think jco tastes the best.


big apple donuts , picture doesn't do justice.

look at the cheesy flavour donut, they only served in cheese crumbs.:( nevertheless, they still taste good and they are way visually attractive than jco's.

from now on, i shall say donut is my achilles' heel. please dont lure me with donuts, i am so vulnerable.

i should be the spokesperson for jco :)

a naughty ball

Aren’t furballs are just effortlessly cute?

Their jiggly wiggly movement and intermittent gleams of innocent stares, makes me melt.

I am a sucker for fluffy mammals. Or shall I say, I am a total loser for the furball that stays in my kuantan house.

i missed her so damn much. :(

i call her thousand of names, but mostly doggie. strange enough she responds to every name i called.

I've tried to stuff mr.tingkie beside me in my bed but it didnt help much in easing her absence.

this is mr.tingkie.

both has brown colour fur, four leggies,fat belly, cute face but mr.tingkie doesnt know how to wake me up in the morning.

doggie does!


this is doggie and yours truly ME trimmed her fur


looks like biri-biri aye


giving me s.o.s signals to carry her down

she is borned on christmas.

she is a mutant because she has no toe nails.

she sleeps on the her ducky pillow.

she likes to play hide and seek. mostly the seeker.

she certainly possesses characteristics of bird thus constantly in the flying mood.

and, she is also a grumpy dog.

wonder if she missed me at all. :(

doggie is waiting for her dinner :)

我的小学作文

我小学的时候，常常会有意无意把一些自己以为很canggih的成语塞进作文里边。

就比如说，自从我会用 风和日丽 和心血来潮 后，我作文开头一定会有这几句。
在一个风和日丽的早上，我心血来潮决定要到附近的公园去野餐。
过后的句子，一定会演变到。。
忽然晴天霹雳。。或笔墨难以形容等等。

不知道是我华语造诣高超，还是老师懒得批改，凡有成语满满的作文，一定拿到高分。（我知道你在想什么，我小时候华语真的了得ok? 我还代表学校参加作文比赛好不好？）

就是因为这些来来去去一样的成语，让我打消做小学老师的念头。想象一下，全班40 个大鬼头都写如此的作文， 我真得非常绝对超级吃不消！！所以从此以后，谁人告诉我当小学教师是铁饭碗， 我脑子里就会闪出一个画面：
把烧得铁红的铁碗粘在他的脸上！！铁饭碗啦哈？

幸好我没当成老师...真是会误人子弟,严重之国家沦亡。

the decency of democracy

Just don't tell me to chill.

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Its not possible to do that right now! This raging feeling is so palpable that I felt i could take it in my hands.

Have the decency of democracy you mediocre leaders. Is it necessary for me to explain what is the freaking meaning of democracy? Argh.. amoeba brain cells is too dense to figure out they are gradually losing respect from their team members.

On the brighter note, I finally realised their true colours. No, i do not hate them. I wouldn't give that idea of loafing them further consideration, i wouldn't allowed scumbags to swirl me.

Enough said. I am ranting like a old hag agian.

Prelude

No. I do not intend to pollute my debut entry. I just couldn’t help it.

Anyhoo, isn’t this blog suppose to be my place to rant like a miserable ass of a woman?

Gee, I wish I were accessible to any hazardous substances, I would wreck my university in no time.

Bombs. Yes, bomb will be the right weapon to destroy this stupid shit hole. I gonna plant my very first bomb at the toilet. It’s not that I am so inconsiderate to stop students from using the loo, the fucking loo is just not enough for zillions of students in my campus. And they clog all the time. I think I am doing everybody else a big favour if I were the toilet attacker. The management might as well build new and more canggih toilets for the sake of nature’s call.

My second bomb will be situated at the lecturer’s parking lot. OH YES, I just happen to loaf some lecturers. Maybe I should show some sympathies, I might just as well use the grenade to hit that particular lecturer’s head.

Come to think about it, why I care to bomb just a particular part of the campus since the management had skyrocket our semester fees to an unbearable level. Okaaaaaay.. I will just bomb the whole campus on Sunday, when there is not a single soul at the compound.

Hmpf.. There are times when I am absurdly insane. I guess today is the day my sanity didn’t comes right. Gosh, I never want to be a terrorist but I do enjoy letting my scum thoughts lurking around.

This first entry is so fucking cynical which I don’t really care because it’s my blog.