Thursday, May 27, 2010

i can't help

before you continue reading, i'll have to explain that i am not being bitter nor jealous. usually, i would refrain myself from commenting on one's physical appearance, as how a creature person could look like is the purest gift from his / her biological mother, god and mother nature.

i am sorry if i've accidentally sore your feelings and wounds. i hope you do understand that the following statement is only directed to one person, and only that particular individual could fit the bill.

if you are feeling uncomfortable already, please move your cursor to the little x situated on top of your right side computer screen and click it.

before i swamp you with my words, i couldn't thank you enough for your understanding and thoughtfulness.


THE LAST I CHECKED YOU ARE STILL ULTIMATELY BITTER, AND POSSESS TOO  MUCH OF SELF-LOVE AND VANITY. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND PLEASE ACT LIKE AN ADULT (READ: STOP DREAMING OF BECOMING A ROCK STAR AS YOU CAN'T SING THAT WELL, AND I DO NOT HAVE THE HEARTS  TO TELL YOU AT THE FACE  AS I THOUGHT YOU'LL COME TO REALISATION ONE DAY BUT SADLY NO) GIVEN THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING A QUARTER OF A CENTURY ALREADY FOOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE STILL A PR AS YOUR ENGLISH IS NOT  ONLY EXCRUCIATINGLY POOR BUT READING THEM IS ALREADY A PAIN TO PEOPLE'S EYES.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING  UGLY LIKE A CINA AH-LIAN BUT SHE COMPLEMENTS YOU PERFECTLY AS YOU ARE ALSO AN AH BENG FROM A PUNY TOWN. I THOUGHT YOU COULD DO BETTER BUT TOO BAD  YOU ARE TOO FULL OF YOURSELF TO PICK UP POSSIBLE CUES GIVEN BY YOUR MATES OR YOUR LIFE.

YOUR LIFE IS JUST A RETARD.


3 think this is madness!:

the person who sits behind you on the right,  May 30, 2010 at 4:21 PM  

madness...

plue May 31, 2010 at 12:45 PM  

i love the caps! effing funny!

LOL

the amazing kuli June 2, 2010 at 2:00 AM  

anonymous #1: do you have a shorter nickname?

plue: don't encourage me, else i'll get more crazy.