real life example of a (full in the blanks for me, will ya?)

gossiping is stupid; the people gossip behind have puny brains, literally.

today, MissHelpfulButNotSmart from different department messaged me in the msn.

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MissHelpfulButNotSmart: hey

Me: yeap. what can i help you? (i thought msn is strictly prohibited in your department! wtf)

MissHelpfulButNotSmart: make sure your boss can't see this. is there a way i can add you back in the facebook without people knowing i added you?

Me: you deleted me? am not really sure, will let you know if I ever know.

MissHelpfulButNotSmart: too many dramas happened in my unit, that is why i deleted you. now i want to add you back but i do not want our colleagues to know i've added you. (great big deal)

Me: i don't really know. i'll let you know if i ever know the way. (wtf)

MissHelpfulButNotSmart: QueenBee asked me not to be stupid enough to trust you..(omitted 100 words). i am so sad at the same time scared.. (omitted 50 words) is there a way i can add you back?

Me: actually you know what, it is either you add me or you don't. no big deal about it.

MissHelpfulButNotSmart: bla bla bla.

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seriously, do i look like i give any flying kites to any of the gossips fluttering in the office. not like you gossipers are paying my salary. piss off! if you are not bright enough to make one simple no brainer decision and making it a great big deal, i think you are living a very pitiful life for already a quarter of a century.