我的小学作文

我小学的时候，常常会有意无意把一些自己以为很canggih的成语塞进作文里边。

就比如说，自从我会用 风和日丽 和心血来潮 后，我作文开头一定会有这几句。
在一个风和日丽的早上，我心血来潮决定要到附近的公园去野餐。
过后的句子，一定会演变到。。
忽然晴天霹雳。。或笔墨难以形容等等。

不知道是我华语造诣高超，还是老师懒得批改，凡有成语满满的作文，一定拿到高分。（我知道你在想什么，我小时候华语真的了得ok? 我还代表学校参加作文比赛好不好？）

就是因为这些来来去去一样的成语，让我打消做小学老师的念头。想象一下，全班40 个大鬼头都写如此的作文， 我真得非常绝对超级吃不消！！所以从此以后，谁人告诉我当小学教师是铁饭碗， 我脑子里就会闪出一个画面：
把烧得铁红的铁碗粘在他的脸上！！铁饭碗啦哈？

幸好我没当成老师...真是会误人子弟,严重之国家沦亡。

the decency of democracy

Just don't tell me to chill.

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Its not possible to do that right now! This raging feeling is so palpable that I felt i could take it in my hands.

Have the decency of democracy you mediocre leaders. Is it necessary for me to explain what is the freaking meaning of democracy? Argh.. amoeba brain cells is too dense to figure out they are gradually losing respect from their team members.

On the brighter note, I finally realised their true colours. No, i do not hate them. I wouldn't give that idea of loafing them further consideration, i wouldn't allowed scumbags to swirl me.

Enough said. I am ranting like a old hag agian.

Prelude

No. I do not intend to pollute my debut entry. I just couldn’t help it.

Anyhoo, isn’t this blog suppose to be my place to rant like a miserable ass of a woman?

Gee, I wish I were accessible to any hazardous substances, I would wreck my university in no time.

Bombs. Yes, bomb will be the right weapon to destroy this stupid shit hole. I gonna plant my very first bomb at the toilet. It’s not that I am so inconsiderate to stop students from using the loo, the fucking loo is just not enough for zillions of students in my campus. And they clog all the time. I think I am doing everybody else a big favour if I were the toilet attacker. The management might as well build new and more canggih toilets for the sake of nature’s call.

My second bomb will be situated at the lecturer’s parking lot. OH YES, I just happen to loaf some lecturers. Maybe I should show some sympathies, I might just as well use the grenade to hit that particular lecturer’s head.

Come to think about it, why I care to bomb just a particular part of the campus since the management had skyrocket our semester fees to an unbearable level. Okaaaaaay.. I will just bomb the whole campus on Sunday, when there is not a single soul at the compound.

Hmpf.. There are times when I am absurdly insane. I guess today is the day my sanity didn’t comes right. Gosh, I never want to be a terrorist but I do enjoy letting my scum thoughts lurking around.

This first entry is so fucking cynical which I don’t really care because it’s my blog.