i miss

strolling at balmain and darling street.

i rang my dad up yesterday night about 11:58pm:-

me: hello! are you asleep? (obviously not right now, else who was the one picking up my call.)

dad: what? was about to fall asleep and you rang.

me: i have a very important question to ask you.

dad: what?

me:

if one day you were stranded on an island. far far away, obviously you can't swim back to where you are right now. so you search high and low, left and right, far and near for food, but there's nothing on the island. when you are about to give up hope, you suddenly see two cans lying on sand like,100m away.

you run like a crazy person to reach for those lifesavers and on the labels stated:

can #1: shit flavoured curry

can #2: curry flavoured shit

which one would you choose? jeng jeng jeng.

dad: .....

me: hello hello?

dad: you don't need to sleep one right? you talk to your mom.

me: hello mom.

mom: you choose which one?

me: bwahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahah, no can opener how to open the can....bwahahhahaha..

new friends #1

met a couple of cute new friends frolicking under the sun that day. it certainly brought back good old memories of the time when i used to have loads and loads of furry friends, back in the primary school days.


comparing feet, mine's cooler my little furry friend.



looking at me looking at her. 

i remember vividly how much i hated homework, and all i wanted to do was to play with all the furry friends behind my house after school. i made a point to meet my furry friends everyday or to smuggle my mom's food whenever i can. rain or shine, nothing, literally nothing can stop me from not doing these every single day.

i didn't even care to make friends with my peers because they think i wasn't cool enough to play "masak-masak" with them. it didnt bothered me too much, as all i need was my furry friends to be around.

not sure when did i gradually stop hanging out with them. wonder if they are still around, and i wonder.

sorry i've abandoned you

sorry john mayer, i've detoured a while to other songs.

but i still love you. i do.

there's nothing more enjoyable than listening to songs

like this. =)

doggie thingamajiky

i miss my dog. =(

when can i go home?

it freaks me out, really

i listened to her very carefully, at the same time, reading her facial expression.

she was complaining that guys are selfish bunch. they never really care about how their words and actions could hurt others. she went on and on and on and on and on, and on and on an on and on and on and on and on and on.. UNTIL she said:"

i miss my ex so much that you know what i will do? i login into his emails and social network accounts to stalk him. sometimes i used his email to write emails to myself and he doesn't know about it.

while she was saying this, her facial muscle twitched. it was as if stalking her ex is her greatest hobby, and she freaking enjoys it.

it just freaks me out really. for once, i can at least say that i am pretty normal as compared to some of the crazy individuals. am just lucky she is not my ex.

梦见了小小的冰雹

昨天我梦见了天空下起了小小的冰粒。

嗒 嗒 嗒 嗒 嗒 嗒

细小的冰粒轻轻地 打在玻璃门上, 像是在敲着门要进来屋子里面。

我推开了门，细细的冰粒飘了进来落在地板上。

轻轻地, 我拾起小小的冰雹，把它们收集在手心里。

晶莹剔透地， 很漂亮，像小小颗的钻石。

:D

take a bite of my heart!

some of you were complaining that i am a super duper slacker and only fill my entries with youtube clips. but hey, these clips are the songs got stuck in my head the moment i woke up.

and sharing is caring! am only sharing these with you because i am so full of myself and i want all of you to know i have great taste in music i want to share the best music with everyone else.

now now, stop complaining and take as it is.

i will do it whenever i feel like

if i need forever to edit my photos i took in sydney.

i'd need 10 thousand years to edit just one photo.

and this is the one i took 10 thousand years to edit it.


caption is lame!

don't rush me. i still have a long way to go.

anyone care to enlighten me that...

why the fuck most of the people i know are getting married at 25, seriously?

fucking annoying

every day, every single minute revolves at the same topic.

like there's nothing better to talk about than a device.

suggestions on how to make yourself less lonely

hwei! says : i think am very lonely
YokeYee says: hmmm... find urself a hobby lar...
hwei! says: how can i de-lonelinize myself
YokeYee says: like collect stem ar... hehe watever that can make ur life to be more meaningful
YokeYee says: u got anything like to do ar?
hwei! says: what suggestions u hav ?
YokeYee says: COLLECT STEM.... COLLECT POKEMON CARD.... COLLECT GULI... COLLECT ERRRR WATEVER CAN COLLECT LAH!!!
hwei! says: i think i like to collect bfs
hwei! says: sometimes am just amaze of how your brain works
YokeYee says: hehe 我的爱好: 阅读, 收集邮票, 画画, 唱歌, 跳舞
YokeYee says: Y?? COS POKEMON CARD?
YokeYee says: bf cant collect many, cos u got only 1 hole
YokeYee says: ok
hwei! says: ahahahah...damn kau funny la u
YokeYee says: nanti lubang pecah die faster
hwei! says: am so fucking posting this thing man
YokeYee says: dun u har
YokeYee says:  i dun wan go massage with u
hwei! says: post already
YokeYee says: u post la post.. good food also cancel
hwei! says:  fucking make my day

some said i am hit by quarter life crisis

i am the most boring person in the whole universe.

yes i am and this track record is almost unbeatable.

if Guinness World Records or Ripley's Believe or Not! ever recognise dullness as one of the human achievement or extreme, hell i will break the record like a flying kite.

boooooooooooo!

good news is, i am not dead.

i stop blogging because i've been religiously watching house whenever i have time.

damn, it is addictive.

in case you are wondering why am i still awake at this god damn hour.

yes, it is all house's fault.

i am thinking hard

that some day i want to go back to studies.

i am really missing the days where i can skip any classes whenever the weather is shitty, i am feeling sleepy or i am physically and mentally deranged.

i think the thing that i missed the most was the long night crappy chats, the porn sessions and the serious talks on our unweavering dreams.

i miss everything when i was in uni when i can't live like any now.

i miss my life, back then.

now you can whore yourself to the ultimate level

i am no pro, but  i can't stand photos which are:-


BLUR
PIXELISE
OUT OF FOCUS
EVERY PHOTO ON THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF THE SCENERY


for eff sake,  you can find all these photos in facebook.

doggie thingamajigy!

my biggest hobby is to pester doggie. :D



showing innocent face




24-7 innocent face




doggie's new found hobby - waiting for cats to walk pass.




gan cheung already. don't know what she spotted.




caption is lame.




doggie is definitely not a cam-whore material.

let me whine before the year ends

my mood swings hopelessly whenever festivals arrive.

christmas, new year, birthday, valentine's day. you name it and i hate it.

though i have vigorously tried to convince myself that these festivals are just like any other ordinary days, still, deep down they annoy the shit out of me and even irritates me one week before the day comes.

if you need me to tell you the specific, exactly when did i harbour such annoyance for the spirit of celebrations, so that you can honour me as the miserable festives bummer. i would say since i am a teenager. i am a teenager with lots of angst and i despised festives. now i simply hate festive seasons because this land is crowded with hundreds of people in one square foot everywhere whenever there are celebrations.

everyone are so in the mood of celebration though the festives are not meant for them to commemorate. people party from dawn to dusk as if the world dooms after christmas and new year.

so, this year, in the last couple of days before i turn 25, i decided to sort out my angst and hatred towards festive seasons, so that i would not become a pathetic old lady whining how fuck up life could be whenever christmas/new year/valentine's day or whatever is approaching.

i thought hard.

yet sadly, i still couldn't figure out why.

guess i will end up being a pathetic old lady giving you a stone face whenever you ask me out to celebrate.

but please don't ditch me though i may be hard to entertain.

i am still good when there's no festive season around. you all know i am afraid of being alone all the time.

its Q&A time again

Q) its year-end, do you have any holiday plans in your mind? oh my god, you are going m.i.a again?
A) yes baby. yes.


Q) what plans exactly?
A) i don't know. i may pop out unexpectedly when you aren't expecting me at all. merry christmas and happy new year everyone!


Q) m.i.a for how long?
A) let me see how long i can go.


Q) let's do a wrap up for this year. are you doing great this year?
A) not that bad. earn a couple, learn a lot, lost some.


Q) can i conclude that you are quite happy this year?
A) oh boy, i am beyond heaven!


Q) tell us the most happiest incident happened this year?
A) watched series of american dad with trunky. simply blissful.


Q) do you feel blessed?
A) yes indeed. with great friends, good colleagues, super lover, incredible parents and an awesome half mother. :D


Q) tell us a particular day you jumped in joy?
A) when i got my baby viva. wtf5183.


Q) tell us a particular day you felt like banging your head to the wall?
A) when i dented my baby. i feel like crap and just wanted to bomb my office building.


Q) how you got over it?
A) i told my baby, its ok. a little scratch will make you look more brutal. i will paint you in black soon. hush baby, hush.


Q) anyone you wish to fire he/she up?
A) just a little bit. was angry and upset, but got over after a while. can't be bothered for petty matters like this.


Q) any wish list?
A) dear god, i will be extremely good next year. can you please spare me your mercy, drop me some money, a watch, a handbag, plentiful of clothes and more time with trunky, thank you. yes, i am shallow.


Q) why are you asking and answering all the questions by yourself?
A) i don't know. i think because i like to talk to myself.


Q) what is your feeling at this moment?
A) i should get nasi lemak for breakfast tomorrow.