Thursday, May 27, 2010

i can't help

before you continue reading, i'll have to explain that i am not being bitter nor jealous. usually, i would refrain myself from commenting on one's physical appearance, as how a creature person could look like is the purest gift from his / her biological mother, god and mother nature.

i am sorry if i've accidentally sore your feelings and wounds. i hope you do understand that the following statement is only directed to one person, and only that particular individual could fit the bill.

if you are feeling uncomfortable already, please move your cursor to the little x situated on top of your right side computer screen and click it.

before i swamp you with my words, i couldn't thank you enough for your understanding and thoughtfulness.


THE LAST I CHECKED YOU ARE STILL ULTIMATELY BITTER, AND POSSESS TOO  MUCH OF SELF-LOVE AND VANITY. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND PLEASE ACT LIKE AN ADULT (READ: STOP DREAMING OF BECOMING A ROCK STAR AS YOU CAN'T SING THAT WELL, AND I DO NOT HAVE THE HEARTS  TO TELL YOU AT THE FACE  AS I THOUGHT YOU'LL COME TO REALISATION ONE DAY BUT SADLY NO) GIVEN THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING A QUARTER OF A CENTURY ALREADY FOOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE STILL A PR AS YOUR ENGLISH IS NOT  ONLY EXCRUCIATINGLY POOR BUT READING THEM IS ALREADY A PAIN TO PEOPLE'S EYES.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING  UGLY LIKE A CINA AH-LIAN BUT SHE COMPLEMENTS YOU PERFECTLY AS YOU ARE ALSO AN AH BENG FROM A PUNY TOWN. I THOUGHT YOU COULD DO BETTER BUT TOO BAD  YOU ARE TOO FULL OF YOURSELF TO PICK UP POSSIBLE CUES GIVEN BY YOUR MATES OR YOUR LIFE.

YOUR LIFE IS JUST A RETARD.


Thursday, May 20, 2010

bah

will be writing agian soon, hopefully.

been crafting too many publicity materials for my work, i just don't feel like writing anymore.

shouldn't make your hobby a profession, else you'll ended up losing a passion.

damn.

Friday, May 7, 2010

signed, sealed, yet to deliver

woot, flying off in July.

i am so very happy already. :D

Thursday, April 29, 2010

suggestions on how to make yourself less lonely

hwei! says : i think am very lonely
YokeYee says: hmmm... find urself a hobby lar...
hwei! says: how can i de-lonelinize myself
YokeYee says: like collect stem ar... hehe watever that can make ur life to be more meaningful
YokeYee says: u got anything like to do ar?
hwei! says: what suggestions u hav ?
YokeYee says: COLLECT STEM.... COLLECT POKEMON CARD.... COLLECT GULI... COLLECT ERRRR WATEVER CAN COLLECT LAH!!!
hwei! says: i think i like to collect bfs
hwei! says: sometimes am just amaze of how your brain works
YokeYee says: hehe 我的爱好: 阅读, 收集邮票, 画画, 唱歌, 跳舞
YokeYee says: Y?? COS POKEMON CARD?
YokeYee says: bf cant collect many, cos u got only 1 hole
YokeYee says: ok
hwei! says: ahahahah...damn kau funny la u
YokeYee says: nanti lubang pecah die faster
hwei! says: am so fucking posting this thing man
YokeYee says: dun u har
YokeYee says:  i dun wan go massage with u
hwei! says: post already
YokeYee says: u post la post.. good food also cancel
hwei! says:  fucking make my day

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

it is just too hard..

to explain the words you didn't mean them.

to find someone to be there for you all the time.

to believe that promises are true.

i'll just die alone, most probably.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

some said i am hit by quarter life crisis

i am the most boring person in the whole universe.

yes i am and this track record is almost unbeatable.

if Guinness World Records or Ripley's Believe or Not! ever recognise dullness as one of the human achievement or extreme, hell i will break the record like a flying kite.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

favouritism

it shouldn't too obvious even everyone has their own preferences.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

weird

it is just plain weird.

i've been having weird dreams associating with long forgotten people i barely give a flying kite.

it is just so weird that this fella just kept appearing in my dreams everyday doing and talking about weird things.

it is just so plain weird.

this is a plain weird entry.

Friday, March 26, 2010

sydney . st.mary cathedral

i'll see you, this winter?


st mary cathedral
st. mary cathedral from hyde park



st mary cathedral
i don't know architecture, what i can say is it is breathtakingly amazing




 IMGP1766_r1
 carvings



 st mary cathedral
trying to take an  artsy fartsy picture

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

hey look, i love to show you my drunk ass face!

life is painfully boring without stalking.

balls commented that i need to stop stalking people and find something better to do.

come to think about it, is it even my fault to make stalking my favourite time-passing activity. damn, everyone now is like an exhibitionist. the best thing is that these exhibitionists are not even close to an amateur, every single minute they are plotting the best ways to whore themselves, like:-


posting pictures of their drunk faces on facebook.
sharing updates like they bought a brand new bag,  pair of shoes, getting a new ink or some stupid conquest.
tweetering about the time they saw a cockroach beside their bed.
boasting about the amount of they spent on a dinner and heck, some even showed the receipt trying to prove to all of their friends that they can spend more than you can imagine.

not  to mention other random blogs sharing stories like how powerful their sexual partner can be and the number of times they had sex in one night. some even go to the extent elaborating the number of thrusts.


how can i not be fun stalking these exhibitionists screaming and moaning over their oh-big-deal-snippets of life? can you blame me for developing such an unhealthy liking given almost everyone around me are deliberately practicing this behaviour just to attract my attention?

afterall being graced with public attention is their ultimate purpose. i am just doing a kind act by showering these exhibitionists with tremendous interest.

sometimes i do feel that i am so lucky to live in this generation, with the existence of the internet. this just make stalking right.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

boooooooooooo!

good news is, i am not dead.

i stop blogging because i've been religiously watching house whenever i have time.

damn, it is addictive.

in case you are wondering why am i still awake at this god damn hour.

yes, it is all house's fault.

Monday, March 8, 2010

i may be dead very soon

if there is no new entry up in the next three weeks, i may be dead.

or perhaps on the verge of barely surviving.

so everyone, you can make a difference by sending me a text message, or buzz me in msn, or the better, ask me out for breakfast / lunch  or dinner.

or if you really love me, you can schedule a massage session for me.

please do these before everything is too late.

bahhhh...

Sunday, February 28, 2010

i am always making my own plans

my heart sinks whenever i heard statements like you could be happier if you were in other places.

i am jealous of how other people and places can make you happier. so bitter that the places and the people don't have to give up a single thing to fit in your future plans.

i would like to be part of the plan too, but i am always not in the picture.

would you include me when you are paving your own ways? i am willing to include you in many chapters of my life, if you ever want to?

firecrackers were banging sounds of prosperity outside my window marking the end of the chinese new year. i . should . be . in . the . cheerio . mood .like things always meant to.

i should be.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

the amazing race asia 4 is driving me crazy!

ditto.

sky god prease prease give your blessing. me ah lian want this ploglamme to run well.

tenkyu.

Monday, February 8, 2010

i am celebrating valentine' s day, birthday and chinese new year all together this year

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON YOU AND MY PAIR OF SLIPPERS AH!!! 

FOR THOSE WHO ARE STILL THINKING OF WHAT PRESENT YOU SHOULD BUY FOR ME. 

SIMPLE. JUST GET ME A SET OF SKII TO MAKE SURE THAT MY SKIN IS STILL AS SMOOTH AS VSII AFTER I HAVE BEEN LIVING A QUARTER OF A CENTURY.

THANK YOU.